Another Year Older? Owl Sh*t! – Funny Birthday Card

🦉 Send a Hoot and a Half with This Funny Owl Birthday Card

Nothing says “I care” like laughter. Our funny owl birthday card hits the sweet spot between cheeky and charming—perfect for that friend who appreciates a good pun, a little sass, and a whole lot of personality.

Featuring a wide-eyed cartoon owl and the irreverent phrase “Another Year Older? Owl Sht!”*, this card brings comic relief to any birthday celebration. Whether you’re gifting it to your sarcastic sibling or a co-worker who never misses a pun, this is guaranteed to get a laugh.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Owl Pun Birthday Card:

• Clever & Bold: The pun? A+ dad-joke energy. The delivery? Cheeky enough to make even grumpy birthday folk grin.

• Universal Humor: Works for all ages—if they can read, they can laugh. (Okay, maybe 12+...)

• Display Worthy: It’s too good to toss. Frame it, pin it, or leave it on the fridge all year long.

• Perfectly Blank Inside: You bring the punchline or heartfelt message—we give you the space to do it.

• Made for Owl Lovers, Pun Addicts & Birthday Chaos Agents.

👑 Product Features:

• Sizes Available:
  – A6: Cute & compact
  – A5 Inches: Classic size
  – A4 : For those who like their sarcasm super-sized

• Cardstock: Thick, matte, high-quality stock (feels as premium as it looks)

• Envelope: Included and coordinated

• Packaging: Flat and eco-friendly to protect your pun-filled perfection

• Print: Vibrant color, crisp text, and a cheeky cartoon owl you’ll want to name

Perfect For:

• Friends who always respond with gifs

• Coworkers who pretend they hate birthdays

• Siblings who deserve a roast with a ribbon

• Bird nerds. Owl fanatics. Pun queens.

• Literally anyone with a sense of humor

🧠 Why This Card Actually Matters

Sure, it’s a joke. But the kind that sticks.

This funny owl birthday card isn’t something you read once and forget. It’s the card they remember. The one they show everyone. The one that outshines the expensive present.

Humor makes memories. And this card? It’s a memory in a folded piece of paper—with a side of sass.

🎁 Gifting It? Here’s How to Go Full Hoot Mode:

• Pair it with a small bag of trail mix or a feather-themed bookmark

• Wrap it with a plush owl, bottle of wine, or punny gift tag

• Send it with a note that says, “I wood be lost without you” (Yes. We’re going there.)

The point is: don’t just send a card. Send a laugh.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Ships within 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 business days
– Packed in rigid mailers to stay pristine

International Orders:
– Delivered in 7–14 business days
– Tracking available
– Allow extra time for customs

Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Item must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds to original payment method

Order Issues?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Attach a photo if damaged or incorrect
– We’ll fix it fast—refund or resend, your call

Lost Mail?
– UK: Contact us after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ve got your back

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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