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You’re Cool – Funny Penguin Card

You’re Cool – Funny Penguin Card

£4.50
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You’re cool.

That’s it. That’s the message. Short, sharp, iconic.

 

This is the card version of that one person who always looks unbothered.

It’s for your friend who gives off mysterious energy without even trying.

Your crush who makes eye contact for too long.

Your sister who walks into a room like it’s a runway.

Or you, babe. Because let’s be real—you’re kinda the blueprint.

 


 

🔥 The Card Design

Front and center: our unbothered king—the penguin in the leather jacket, red sunglasses, and skateboard. He’s cool. He knows it. And so does everyone else.

The background? A deep teal that says “I’m bold but I’m not shouting.”

The font? Clean. Straight to the point. No fluff. No filler. Just facts.

 

This card doesn’t try hard—and that’s why it hits.

 


 

💌 Card Sizes

 

  • A6 – small flex

  • A5 – confident energy

  • A4 – full statement piece

 

 


 

🎯 Who it’s for:

 

  • Friends you’re low-key obsessed with

  • Crushes you’re trying to soft-launch

  • Partners who are always the effortlessly cool one

  • Coworkers who make spreadsheets sexy (weird but true)

  • Yourself. Obviously. Treat yourself, legend.

 

 


 

💘 When to give it:

 

  • Birthdays

  • Celebrations

  • Random Tuesdays

  • Mental health pick-me-ups

  • “Just because I think you’re elite” vibes

 

 


 

📦 What you’re getting:

 

  • Luxe matte card with high-quality print

  • Blank inside for your own chaos, jokes, or emotional damage

  • White envelope included for that polished, minimal look

 

 


 

✍️ Need inspo for what to write inside?

 

  • “No notes. You’re cool as hell.”

  • “In case no one told you today, you’re an actual vibe.”

  • “It’s giving main character. Proud of you.”

  • “I know I don’t say this enough… but you’re kinda a big deal.”

 

 


 

🎁 Want to go bigger?

Pair it with a matching mug, tote, or sticker. Whole vibe. Whole aesthetic.

We’re building an empire of compliments here, babe.

 

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

 

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

 

So yeah. It’s just a card.

But also—it’s not just a card.

It’s a vibe. It’s a moment. It’s personality in paper form.

 

This isn’t one of those mushy, overdone, glitter-splattered things. This is a card with edge.

You hand this to someone, and they instantly feel cooler. It’s science.

 

People don’t remember basic. They remember this.

 

You’re not just sending a message—you’re creating a whole aesthetic.

One that says:

“I see your energy. And I like it.”

 

So go on—slap that ‘Add to Cart’ like the icon you are.

 

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