You’re So Vintage (That’s Cool Now) – Retro Vinyl Card

£4.50

🎶 You’re So Vintage (That’s Cool Now) – A Card for the Timeless Babe with Main Character Energy

Some people age like milk.
But you? You age like vinyl.
Rich. Warm. Crackly in all the right ways. And somehow… cooler now than you were then.

This “You’re So Vintage (That’s Cool Now)” card is for the old soul with killer taste, retro vibes, and zero interest in TikTok trends.
They’re out here making cassette tapes cool again. Bringing back dad trainers. Probably own a record player “for the sound.”
Yeah. This one’s for them.

📻 A Little Nostalgia Never Hurt Anyone

This card features a playful cartoon vinyl player, giving total mid-century-modern-meets-witty-hipster energy.
It says:
“Yeah, you’re a little retro. But baby… that’s your whole power.”

Send it to the friend who still calls CDs “new tech.”
Or the one who knows all the Fleetwood Mac lyrics and refuses to gatekeep.
Or maybe… send it to yourself. Because being “so vintage” is not an insult. It’s an identity. ✨

💌 CARD SIZE OPTIONS

Available in 3 glorious formats — pick your vibe:

A6 (4.1 x 5.8”) – Cute and compact. Small card, big impact.
A5 – A classic fit, like mom jeans but make it paper.
A4 Go bold or go home. This one says, “I mean it.”

All cards come blank inside (like your ex), ready for your heartfelt message, chaotic note, or playlist of memories.

💎 CARD DETAILS THAT SLAP

Printed on premium cardstock with rich, vivid colours and crisp lines — because your sentiment deserves quality.
Envelope included, duh. Otherwise how you gonna deliver the vibes?
Whimsical artwork that practically hums with old-school soul.
Eco-conscious, because even the coolest people care about the planet. (It’s giving Greta Thunberg but groovy.)

🎯 PERFECT FOR:

Birthdays where they pretend to hate being older but secretly love it
“Thinking of you” moments that are cooler than a text
Thank-you notes to people who gave you mixtape-level feels
Retro lovers, indie darlings, and that friend who’s basically a walking Polaroid

✉️ SHIPPING & RETURNS

Dispatched within 1–3 business days from our UK studio
UK delivery: 2–5 biz days
International: 7–14 days (vintage vibes, not vintage delays — but customs might slow it down)

Got a problem?
Message us with a photo within 7 days of receiving a damaged or incorrect item, and we’ll sort it faster than you can say “back in my day…”

Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Refunds go to the original payment method once we get the card back safe and sound.

🖤 WANT MORE?

At Keolix, we don’t just sell cards. We sell moments.
Joy. Sass. Sentimental chaos wrapped in matte paper.
Looking for a design that screams “you”? Dive into our full card collection or pair this beauty with one of our bold prints.

Add to cart and remind someone they’re timeless, iconic, and effortlessly cool.
Vintage never goes out of style. Neither do you. 🎙️💿

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.